Ever want to take a big brown dump on someone? I mean a serious massive hot log dump?? I think its natural that I want to dump my big brown logs in another mans face. Would make me feel strong and powerful. Anyone have the same desires?
Ah... a "Cleaveland steamer".... good times....

Is that what it's called? Can I Cleveland steamer all over your face dude. Im willing to fly to Canada to do it.