I don't think shorting the market is necessarily a bad idea (though you could easily get crushed). But I wouldn't spend bitcoin to do it, nor would I trust some random guy on bitcointalk to do it for me. Not in a million lifetimes.
Totally fair. You can find out more about me and what I'd be doing with the funds if you have any interest. I was simply putting it out there as a service I could offer this community in case anyone wanted it.
I would not be much of a speculator if I expected zero hostility...