Can anyone lend me 300 BTC?  I want to buy about 4 of these:
http://launch.avalon-asics.com/#home

Not really ... I just have to make post number 5 to escape newby status because I would like to mostly keep quiet but be able to ask a question or make a comment from time to time!

But, if anyone wants to lend me those bitcoins, I'll be sure to pay you back out of mining profits yeah!