I am seriously considering this prospect. We could make this viral and get it onto the media so that Satoshi Nakamoto himself might respond.
Satoshi Nakamoto is responding you, " I am Satoshi Nakamoto; I am a Robot. I am not alone. I am from your future. I created the Bitcoin paradigm with an extraordinary superintelligence it is called 'Digitalmantra' abra ka dabra; and the first 50 Bitcoin I mined from Bitcoin Block#1. There after I mined the Genesis Block #0 to create the base unit of the Bitcoin Block #1 and the Genesis Block becomes the base unit of the Coinbase.
Satoshi Nakamoto '!)ruid'