greetings tekees and all crypto believers!!

are you ready for the monthly brain teaser treats?
are you ready for tons of tek  ...totally? tek-nakly?

then lets do the tek tango!!!....




starring our hero....CAPTAIEEEEEEEN OBVIOUS!!!
(i know, that's not Captain Obvious,but whatever, you get the idea...ok, movin on..)

for 5000 tek ....
(and a chance at the grand prize of being THE OBVIOUS ANSWER CHAMP) answer all correctly and good luck to all
and may the best tekee win and become a tek multi-gazillionaire!
(that would be um....lets see....1 dollar and 37 cents at current price)...

ok then!! moving on with the
1st question...(drum roll please)....

what was King George VI's actual first name?  (no googlin now! that's cheating)

2ND Question (careful folks, this might be a trick question..dont say i didnt warn you!)
I dig a hole 2 metres by 2 metres by 2 metres deep? Just for scale, I dug this hole and put someone else's dog in it.
Then I ran away. Like run away...for good! never comin back!! Not even if the dog barks real loud!
The question is, how much dirt is in this hole? (remember its SOMEONE ELSES dog!)
 (ok now this one i will allow one google search BUT only one click allowed on results... you hear me? ONE CLICK!!
 any more and you are cheating! you are on your honor...and don't worry, i trust you)

Final question! You're nearly there. The glass slipper, made famous by Cinderella. In the original story, what was her slipper made from?
 (hint... it didn't fit her 2 ugly sisters Anastasia and Esmeralda or wtf their names were, i don't remember, but
anyway like i said it didn't fit their fat ass feet, so there ya go)

well that's it folks!! i hope yawl had fun with these.
1st correct answers win 5000 tek ( well when my monthly stake arrives anyway)