Why don´t the
FUDlers get out of the thread and buy
inflationary usage-rights for an open source protocol (YES, IT´S JUST A PROTOCOL, NO PLATFORM) - called Melonport, to help Wallstreet Asset Management Companies in cutting their expenses?
Should make much more sense from a FUDlers perspective than buying dividend-paying company shares of two Index Funds + OFM platform + Ethereum Exchange! 
Not fudding here, but MelonPort does actually have a Platform, built with Ethereum smart contracts.
They released a working prototype few days ago:
http://portal.melonport.com