Hey,
Good to meet you! But I have about 1.21 of ETH and 1.1265 of Monero. I'm also willing to use other forms if you have ideas.
I can let you hold my PayPal Account which is verified, with bank and cards attatched. and is a Business account with a lot of recent transactions and very high limits. I also have an account on AlphaBay Marketplace which has a high trust level. Oh and I also have a Virwox account (where you buy btc with paypal) with very high buy limits and discounts on fees when buying.
Ah, the old
bait and switch scam.

Online accounts can be reversed by social engineering.