Charity? Magic mouse? What's with all of that. Satoshi did just created bitcoin to beat the centralization system of the government.
And this invention is not something for charities or other social help, it's all about innovation and help to the community.
If he is beside you, would you tell us where is he right now?
Hope he would come up with a good lie and tell the location of Nakamoto in this thread, that would be an uproar for the government, I really think all of his nonsense joke would be a fact but you can see and judge for yourself that it is not! and like you said Nakamoto would never gonna sell something online if there is there would be a stir in the internet for people that knows him!
I doubt that he will tell where Satoshi really lives or he is still alive but yeah "good lie". This guy acts and tells that he is a real deal with Satoshi.
And it's funny on how he is pushing himself to be part of Satoshi's peers and he's not aware that he is just dragging himself into a comedy place.