I can't buy with gift cards or them shitcoins you talk of that I buy or sell with BTC. What exactly? Has nothing to do with you I'm afraid.
No offense, considering those other coins are currently transferable and BTC is not, you may want to reevaluate your definition of Shitcoin.
So what you are saying is you are doing something illegal, in that case you should be using Dash or Monero.
BTC transactions are traceable.
