Anyone know if a remote node exists yet?
I keep all my crypto assets on an extremely underpowered netbook, which seems to be incapable of adequately running a local node.
I don't know of one but this would be a good way for an interested community member to contribute. That's where the Monero remote nodes come from.
Bear in mind that remote nodes will compromise your privacy even more than on Monero for now (because Monero has several improvements on that which we don't have yet). But if you don't care too much about privacy for now and just want to run a wallet, it is a reasonable option.