The offer's still on the table, shit for brains. Simply provide definitive proof to theymos, including the above if it passes muster, that I've paid just once for trolling et al. and he has my permission to ban me from this forum for life.

Note to self: Make sure you suck theymos' dick very special prior to him seeing the proof above, for he may be too busy laughing his ass off later and won't enjoy the accompanying reach-around after said blowjob to its fully pleasurement that only I can provide.

Translated: Try harder next time with your Photoshop skills, dudes.