Edit/PS: I thought I recall bitcoin technology being useful to the CIA. And wasn't there a story somewhere where the CIA actually uses bitcoin for their clandestine activities? You would think the CIA would appreciate the Satoshi
I kinda agree with that
Given their resources, Bitcoin is a valuable tool for tracking down terrorists (or whoever they might think of as such), money launderers and other criminals (Silk Road feels like to be the most glaringly obvious example of that kind). In this respect, it may be subpar to digital fiat and transfers but die-hard criminals are obviously quite familiar with these transfers and their "vulnerabilities" as well. In any case, Bitcoin is more traceable than purely cash hand-to-hand transactions
Because Satoshi is already part of the CIA.
Why people are so hell-bent on the CIA? Personally, I would rather expect him (or whoever or whatever might be hiding behind his name) to be part of the NSA