I had a delicious bacon egg and cheese sandwich this morning on my way home from work (I work overnight) and a small iced-coffee with just milk-trying to cut down on sugar.
Sounds like you went through a McDonalds? Was it on a biscuit? Did it come with hash browns also?
More important, is it a Hyacinth Macaw?
(Those things are *loud* and can mimic human speech perfectly. Creepy as heck. :-)