It seems pretty obvious we need a new coin with a fixed conversion rate that can only be traded between individuals & businesses. How else can we stop hackers, governments or wall street from f**king everything up?
No, just no. Repeat after me: Nothing is fucked up.
It isn't that relevant how much fiat currency people are willing to trade for BTC on a short term basis. If it is relevant to you you should sell your Bitcoins and stay away for 5-20 years. This is how it is intended to function, a free market around a commodity with a small capitalization and growing applicability.
Then again if you really think you are right and I am wrong feel free to fork Bitcoin and make a cryptocurrency in your image. I won't be using it.