Username: TradeFortress
Loan amount: 10 BTC
Loan reason: shitcoin daytrading and buying tim tams
Collateral Offered: this forum account
Interest Offered: 50% of whatever I make
Your BTC address: 1HET6QcrkJAdzCAo3HNLauddsHGxYagMZS
Repayment total: indeterminate
Date of repayment: when you want to

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