Really ? Well in that case, here's a free "tip off" to start your campaign with.

I have some wild strawberries growing in my back garden. I believe they have market value and I'm pretty certain my garden's not been "Registered as as a security" other than for securing the occasional encounter with a tub of ice cream and some hungry kids.

Afraid I can't help you with the "Lawyer's contact info" but a decade's worth of yield should get them interested so I doubt you'll have a problem