Here's me being a benevolent dictator by giving you guys 2 names to choose from.

I expect the split to go smoothly but there's talk that the exchanges will not add BU (unless it changes its name) even if it's the long chain (the real Bitcoin) because of the risk involved. 

Soooo,

If BU, which will be the real Bitcoin with the longest chain, is forced to change its name, cause the sore losers at Blockstream can't walk away, what name would you guys like?

Your choices are:

The mathematical symbol Aleph...

Or...

VladCoin

You guys already know which one I prefer so don't force me to go full dictator on you.