Well then... Greetings fellow tekees and all good people... and you too, Dreddful Judge Judy or wtf yer name is...
Yes, its that time of month again! (no not THAT time of month... my wife is currently being very nice to me, tho i did
give her a bonus last week due to a crypto windfall,  but i digress....)

ANYWAY...
oh my! how time flies when one is staking and baking! (well when you get to be an old fart like me it does anyway)

yes tek land folks ain't it obvious? its time for.....wait for it....

its obviously....... CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!  ( pa da boom PSHHHH)

OK so here's the deal... due to teks massive 50% increase in value to a whopping 2 sat, ( and a notorious short lived pump
to ..oh idk, 5 sat or some such thing? )
it is with great regret that prizes have been reduced accordingly... but no worries folks!!
question difficulty has appropriately been reduced as I know in the past Captain Obvious has made
questions somewhat less than obvious which has unfairly stumped our sporting  participants.
After all, they do deserve the most obvious questions for their most enthusiastic support eh?

so without further ado, lets cut to the chase and do this shall we?  OBVIOUSLY!! YEEEEE HAAAAA!!
(sorry i obviously got all excited and stuff)

1. For a cool 1000 TEK, what is the main ingredient in apple pie ? (ok i know that's hard but here's a hint ..

An ______ a day keeps the doctor away.. Now, I will allow 1 google search, but ONLY one, no cheating!!)


2.What do you make in a fireplace? (its not a trick question.... or is it? lol)
 that's worth another 1000 tek, yeah baby!!!

and finally and obviously... (for 1000 tek... plus another 3.1415927  because i like pi )

3.How many beers are in a 6 pack?  (watch out here, you may need a calculator!)

Ok so there ya go folks, may your answers in life always be obvious and good luck to all! (obviously)