You must have a magical ass, sir.
Thankyou, I hear this a lot.
I refuse from the bet and that offers you a nice exit from others who might want to take advantage of your generous offer.
Instead you might be spending 1 btc better in buying something nice as a surprise to your wife/girl friend / boy friend / anyone significant to you.
So be it.
Offer is now closed.
P.S Actually, 1000 XMR is approximately 14 BTC, but I respect your decision regardless.