Hilarious.

They also pretend that coinjoin snake oil is even more secure when you have trusted nodes seeing inputs and outputs that can be run by anyone with 1000 coins, anyone includes law enforcement by the way.


Comparing the chatter in their messaging groups to something like Monero is also very eye opening. Here, I'll summarize:

Dash group chat: Pump! Pump! Pump!
Monero group chat: what's line 121 in src/cryptonote_core/daemon.cpp doing?