Please don't buy a single Monero today.
Not amused! But you can redeem yourself by selling 1 Monero!
Ha... okay, so if I sell just ONE XMR today, then tonight... Moon??
I'd do it, but all my Moneroj are safely locked away in cold paper storage!
Will the juju magic mojo work if I first BUY one XMR and then quickly SELL it??
Someone wanna donate 1 XMR to me? I'll sell it to make the magic happen!! LOL