I think, if it is even functionally possible, we might end up with three coins;

1) Bitcoin as it is running right now with no significant development team to love it at first
2) Bitcoin-SW as envisioned by the "Core" development team
3) Bitcoin-BU ...

One thing I know for sure; I will continue to run my own full node (which variant I need to think about).  If SW does indeed soft fork then I will need to remain vigilant and either move my non-SW-UXTO to SW-UXTO (it's too early for that, right?) or move it to the -BU coin (how is that done or am I confused?).  I don't want to lose my investment.  All this debating/fighting is undermining my confidence.  Maybe I should punt it all over to ETH (although I may have missed the majority of the run up already but at least maybe I could hold value there).  Otherwise maybe I should just take my profits back to the fiat world (yuk).