Dash has unique and valuable consensus and governance mechanism.
Consensus between Evan and Evan..

I lolled hard at this one, thanks!
But that is roughly 3 orders-of-magnitude incorrect about the Sybil attack. It is actually consensus between Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan, ... , Evan (how many masternodes does an instaminer with a compounded higher ROI own?).
Note our FUD
caused someone to sell 5000 DASH at 0.006 BTC, which is now worth $500,000 if he hadn't listened to us.
