Koolada is a kind of Menthol, it has frozen your brain.
Look up "Koolada" in Google, mister know it all.
Some guidelines for you before you post in future.
1. Check phone autocorrect has not replaced the word you intended to use with another
2. Check with other sock puppet friends about the spelling of the well known Nebraska mix-drink
3. When trying to cover your mistake use a replacement reference that people might 'get'
4. Place penis in threshing machine