Dear Senator Schumer,
Thank you for speaking publicly about BitCoin. You have done more for the BitCoin market than any other media coverage or blog post could have possibly done. Thank you for driving up the value of BitCoin by over 50% in a matter of just a day or so.
If you have time, could you convince President Obama to declare "war" on BitCoin. As a holder of some BitCoin, I hope that the government will attack BitCoin with the same ferocity as your other wars, such as the war on Poverty and the war on Drugs. The BitCoin market could really benefit from your efforts.
Thank you,
A BitCoinist
HAHAHA they can't win, this is so amazing!