Let's all assume for a minute I'm a complete moron. Like just the biggest dummy that ever existed. I'll go so far as to say I have the mind of a toddler.
Now that we've established this...explain to me Bitcoin unlimited.
Will the Bitcoins I currently own lose their value or become useless? Can I buy Bitcoin unlimited like another alt coin?
I'm really a huge genius...but let's pretend just for his post I'm a complete and total moron and help me understand this please. Thanks.
Bitcoin network is like your baby skin and adult products is Bitcoin unlimited and segwit is the baby formula. If you drink too much alcohol as a baby your tummy will ache and you will vomit but if you drink baby formula it will soothe your tummy and you will not get hungry. Bitcoin unlimited is like junk foods its yummy but its not healthy and you will get weak and sickly while segwit are like vegetables the more you eat the more you will get healthy.
That's... a very odd analogy, although I suppose it does work. Also please don't give your baby any alcohol