Somewhat offtopic: Why do people keep quoting my own math back to me in responses to me? If I said he makes a million a year, you don't need to prove to me that he makes a million a year.
Dude you don't understand, the point is, you did the math wrong.
Elephants * bananas + apples = Monkeys
Barracudas + Battlefield 3 - Dinosaurs = Humans
You take Humans/Monkeys = Rise of the Apes (Planet of the Apes Prequel)
Then you add Jeff Goldblum
And you take the negative Rotten Tomatoes score and add Macaroni and Cheese and a tub of ice cream.
After you vomit and cry yourself to sleep that night, you wake up and remember
Tycho is making bazillions in Chinese Yuan off of Deepbit.
That is all.