So you see? Your lie is so deeply embedded in yourself that it is becoming almost the only thing that you can do. Turn away from your lie while you still have a chance, before you become a babbling idiot. I mean, anyone who talks about riding his flying unicorn is almost to babbling idiot mode.
If you wouldn't resist God so strongly, He would willingly help you out of your problem.

Why do you not believe me?
My unicorn is as real as your god.
But my unicorn can shoot rainbows from his arse.
Your unicorn doesn't have proof. God's existence is proven:
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