Anyone who claims to be the second coming of Christ is automatically labelled as a crazy person or just seeking attention. So I understand that the onus is on me to prove that I am in fact a prophet of god. The main problem is that I cannot make future events come to pass while my willpower is possessed by other people. And as long as I'm residing in someone elses house, the master of the house will possess my willpower. Has anyone noticed that banks always predict prosperity for themselves, and petroleum corporations always predict higher oil prices? They're not just making predictions, they're prophesizing. The banks and the police possess my willpower.
The easiest way for me to regain my willpower is to walk into the wilderness and fast for forty days. Unfortunately, if I do this then the rest of the world will lose and I will win, leading to catastrophe and destruction for everybody else (natural disasters, economic collapse, pandemic, etc.).
Perhaps there is an alternative solution. I don't really care about winning, and I certainly don't want billions of innocent people to suffer. God told me to deliver his message, and over the past 3 years or so I've written over 500 pages of what I believe to be divinely inspired scripture.
Is anybody interested in reading my message?
You are such a troll, oh my god, this is brilliant. This post and the reactions of the users reading it made my day.
You are right, but there is another truth to what is happening. Without these people who carry this nonsense and nonsense, our life would probably be boring. And even though there is something to laugh at.