They ain't no methid thet's GRUNTEED ta make you money,  not even pipebombin' a whole las Vegas blockful o' casinos.  People who be peddlin this shit be nignorant as hell.  Y'all should stick yo monkey ass ta the local boards, cause those of us inna 1st world ain't gon' be payin' some donkey-dicked dogecoin doody dribblin' doofus fo' a method ta make clams.  You heard?