100% off-topic, but this is too good. Happened to me today:
Is there something wrong with me?
She wanted to buy some bitcoin from me for backpage (I think).
I was trying real hard here...even not asking a commission.

The chat went like this:
her: if u send me 100$ on my accnt
how much do i send u ?
?
me: you want 100$ of bitcoin?

her: bitcoin
yes love
me: i suggest you send 100$ then. lol

her: wow expensive
1 $ per bitcoin
lol
me: at the moment it's about 1200$ per bitcoin

her: lols
im asking 100$ on my bitcoin
dont change the topic
me: jesus you're hard to talk to.
you want 100$ of bitcoin? then send me 100$

her: and im asking how much
me: 100$!!!

her: 1$ per bitcoin ?
me": jesus. no. 100$ for 100$ worth of bitcoin

her: what ?
Chat Conversation End
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edit: Like a monty python clip ain't it?