oh im sure it could be quite elaborate. Maybe Blockstream will hire me for a side gig. Imagine how much money it can save them.
so you're not hired by them for now? Strange, you made more than any other people for BU failure 
pretty sad that you have to keep twisting and spinning the narrative, don't you think? Besides, not everyone in Core works for Blockstream, its only a few guys. Not every transaction needs to be the on main chain.
Segwit was tested for a full year. Your proposal wasn't. pffft... Have fun with your altcoins. ...and the miners aren't going to win this one!