The part above of OP is just stupid, but the comparison of Satoshi to Bill Gates is interesting.  I strongly suspect there isn't one person who is Satoshi, that it was a collusion of government agencies who came up with bitcoin in an effort to ensnare tax evaders.  Don't put anything past those barstards.  Who would pass up a Bill Gates-sized pile of cash?  Answer:  No one in their right mind.  And yet Satoshi's coins haven't moved that I know of.  Unless he's dead.

Very interesting to contemplate.