With 1000 dollars each, it seems that bribing with bitcoin would be a good idea. One USB stick will do the job with no third party required.
Well lol, what have you been up to man

Sure, the idea seems great. Actually you dont even need a USB stick, you can just tell them the private key by mouth, although that is a hassle to do due to the sheer number of characters in a private key. Or you could hand them a piece of paper.
I doubt that people will accept bitcoin bribes to be honest as most people dont know what bitcoins are even yet across the world. Youll probably find more success using cash not bitcoins lmao.
Disclaimer: I do not endorse the act of bribing anyone!

Yeah for real asking about bribing says something about the user sort of. I think the USB stick idea was to make the transaction of the key quicker and smoother. Even a piece of paper is hard because you have to type it all out.
An usb stick is awesome because you can just copy it straight from the txt file on the drive. I dont know though if the other party would accept a bribe in bitcoin. They would hopefully have a use for it since changing it into fiat might loose 20% of the money.