I'll tell ya what.  Ah'd buy the dam US gubbernment off'n Donald Duck an' put the cuntry onna bitcoin standid like the way we was back in the day.  Then ah'd bomb syria again jist ta make sure they heard me the 1st time.  Ah'd then purchase 1000 shares of lockheed martin.  Then ah'd bomb martin lawrence.  Nigga ain't funny anyways.