Spam attack causes another 60k fake pump in unconfirmed transactions to keep pumping whatever trash narrative the attacker wants to push.
Meanwhile bad miners keep blocking progress (segwit + LN, in order to allow for mainstream bitcoin usage).
Sad!!
There's no trash narrative to this, if someone is spamming the network, the only narrative he wants to come across is that we need to scale. If this is a good way to have the message go across or not, that's questionable, and a different issue.
So you fancy living to 120+ years.
Either that or fancy having our descendants still using Bitcoin...