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Re: If you believe we should kill all Muslims...
by
Spendulus
on 16/04/2017, 19:08:49 UTC
FATWA against PEOPLE LIVING ON MARS!

Kill them, lest they go try to live on Mars!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562957/Muslim-leaders-issue-fatwa-against-living-MARS-no-righteous-reason-there.html

The GAIAE has issued around two million Fatwas through its Official Fatwa Centre since its inception in 2008.

Two MILLION Fatwas....

Two million fatwas in 9 years That is more than 600 fatwas every day, or one fatwa every working minute. These guys must be overworked, and should recruit more interns to relieve the workload. BTW... I liked this fatwa the most:

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2011/12/07/islamic-cleric-allegedly-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-because-theyre-too-sexual/


Yet more godly goodness.


LOL  Grin

This must be the most insane fatwa I've ever heard! And I thought making women with beautiful eyes (the only part of them that can be seen anyway) wear sunnies was crazy...

Other fatwas decreed that "it is unacceptable for women to turn the air conditioning on at home during the absence of their husbands as this could be used as a sign to indicate to neighbors that the woman is at home alone and any of them could commit adultery with her."

One fatwa suggested that marriage to ten-year-old girls should be allowed to prevent girls "from deviating from the right path," while another prohibited girls from going to schools located 25 kilometers away from their homes.

Another stated that a marriage is annulled if the husband and wife copulate with no clothes on.

These fatwas also sanctioned the use of women and children as human shields in violent demonstrations and protests, as these are considered jihads to empower Islam.

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/4069/egypt-salafi-fatwas