Yeah. You're probably not a candidate for the job :p

OP: this sounds flippant but the best way to learn is to do and lose money.

Nothing stays crystal clear in your memory like the pain of losing LARGE sums of money.

To be fair, to tempt someone who really can teach you a lot in a short time, you'd need to offer a large bounty.

The good traders could make more by trading instead of teaching otherwise