Hey everyone, I'm now home, and here's my signed message confirming I'm back in control of my account:
 
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This is the real tonto.  The one that lives in Lawrence, KS.  It is 4/20/17 at 5:00pm central time (10pm UTC)
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Since I haven't received any restitution by my deadline, I will start cleaning up my account as best as possible, and see if I can salvage up that bounty or something.  I hope you all understand, because I feel very violated about the whole thing.