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Re: Crazy shit Bible says, crazy shit Christians say
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on 27/04/2017, 11:06:34 UTC
Deuteronomy 23:1 - you'll not go to heaven if your testicles are damaged



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ha ha ha ha ha

This is true? I had never heard of it.

Someone can kick @BADecker's balls so he will not go to heaven.

ha ha ha

No, quite the opposite infact.
BADlogic says you need to not follow the bible to follow it. Not following the bible means you have to damage your testicles in order to goto heaven.

@BADlogic - I've got a metalwork vice in the workshop if you want to come round and borrow it. Just make sure you put plenty of towels and plastic sheeting down first.
I don't mind your using it, as long as you clear up the mess afterwards. And I know so much how you want to get to heaven. Just helping you out.



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