Thanks for the offers, howdoin & ssateneth. FYI, I'll receive offers faster if I'm PM'ed (because it forwards to my email).
I don't have a problem using escrow, but probably not for the whole amount (at these prices) until the unit is in your hand. There is a reason why no ASIC, in hand, has ever sold for less than $20,000 to my knowledge. Everyone who orders a BFL or Avalon ASIC for less than these extreme amounts, is in the same boat -- pay up front, and wait. I agree that it sucks, but it's currently how it works in ASIC land.
However, let me give it some thought, and I'll try to PM you both in a bit. Perhaps there is a happy medium and a deal that can be reached.
Any other offers, feel free to let me know. Thanks!