Insults, more insults, and nothing but insults
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
I know, I know. You have to say something. Why? Because you know that there aren't really atheists. Once you find a real atheist (somebody who hasn't thought about the idea of God, yet) and you ask him what he thinks about God, he suddenly isn't an atheist anymore. No wonder you are having such a bad day!
