We might as well add this little golden chestnut to the ever expanding crazy stuff list.
I follow the Bible completely and accurately by not following it completely and accurately.
LOL. BADecker definitely earned it to go on the OP.
I'd say that one comment of BADecker's sums him up completely.
NFI!
Trusting in Jesus God for salvation, by trusting rather than attempting to follow the whole Bible completely and accurately, IS following the Bible completely and accurately. How does this work? Jesus literally DID follow the Bible completely and accurately. Then He applies His perfection to all who put their faith in Him.