Yes sir. Right... hahah "portable".... It weighs almost 500 pounds, good thing it has wheels.

It should spit out about 36,000 BTUs of cool air while dehumidifying at the same time.  

I almost wish I would have got his bigger brother... the 60,000 BTU unit. But, it was expensive.. I suppose this'll do for now.

http://www.movincool.com/portable-air-conditioner/officepro36.php