Every time you insult, caps lock or lie, I will reveal my matrix-penetrating bossoms of galactic proportions to shine upon thee (=LIGHT). In your language this means that I will reveal something about myself. As I specialize in intel in all of its forms, consider this an honor. However, simultaneously I will reveal the darkness of how you squirm like a maggot in your own feces (=DARKNESS). In your language this means that I will reveal more dirty details of you, some of which you possibly didn't even realize yourself. Emphasis shall be on amusement, as we are not dealing within a professional forum.