News came out recently; was a scientific discovery allegedly: God, the All-Power-Full One, was quite an ambitious Creator at the beginning [of time] [but being ambitious even before time in the endless stretches of the No-Time era before time], and in his overly excited state of creating - a humongous blast (God loves things that go KABOOM), he miscalculated his exact position during the BANG, having planned to be at a safe distance from the blast itself, and got hit....I know, I know, it's a sad day indeed. We are all alone by ourselves now in this clockwork universe. But hey, we can still make the best of a bad situation right?