You know what Futurama screenshot is in my head right now.
Do these exist yet? Are you taking orders? Where?
Nothing says foreplay like a long and tedious drunken explanation of what a Bitcoin is.
I have most of the equipment ready to start printing Bitcoin merchandise and although this was done in humor I could create these too lol. If people actually want a pack of Bitcoin condoms then let me know in the comments, naturally I cannot sell each unit for much so I would need to enough bulk demand to make them worthwhile printing. They would certainly be fun to own, if I get a small amount of interest I could always create a small set of limited editions at a collectors price

. All I would need to do is stock some blank packs, obviously from a reputable manufacturer. *I will not be accepting any responsibility for babies lol*
Yeah, that's why I suggested the asterisk haha. You could call them BitCoindoms!