I never made a wager that threatened suicide. Please provide evidence that I made such a wager.
https://forums.butterflylabs.com/bfl-forum-miscellaneous/632-getting-ready-april.html#post9395
Cue bitching that this is not a wager.
A) It's not a wager
B) The probability turned out to be zero, so even if it were a wager, it didn't happen.
So you perpetuated a lie. Thanks for confirming proving my point.