There are 100 threads like this. Why make another? Who cares. Someone just got kidnapped and they demanded USD. Now I hate USD. I can no longer use any currency because someone traded it for heroine. I'm totally screwed.

Will anyone trade a cow, 14 eggs, 2 chickens 2 goats, 4 pigs and a half decent wife for a car? I can't use monies. They r evil.