This may be the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.
and yes, there's probably someone here that could do that.
Then prove it.
and remind me again why we should give you money if you won't accept our escrow services?
Because the entire reason Bitcoin was created was to eliminate the need to trust a middleman with control of the money. Multisig transactions make it possible to do escrow without giving someone else control of the money and prevents collusion between the escrow agent and counterparty.
You can learn about it here:
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Multisignatureyou're promoting competition to a service that we offer here on the forum which goes against any logical terms you would have agreed to when you made your account.
bitcointalk has no escrow system. Only a reputation system, and there are forum users that privately offer escrow services.
You act as if you think you have some ownership of the bitcointalk forum, and that you can coerce people to use the escrow services provided by a few of the forum users.
so just go already...
Please, you first.